No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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