I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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