I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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