I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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