Her vagina should come with caution tape.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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