There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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