Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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