I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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