i just wanna soil my oats bro
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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