btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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