Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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