You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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