I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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