Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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