I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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