And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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