4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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