Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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