if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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