Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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