Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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