oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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