Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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