Yo dont text me then not text me
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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