His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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