We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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