He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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