My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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