my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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