i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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