When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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