it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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