That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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