Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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