LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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