Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is it penis luge time yet?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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