wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
birth control should be required to get into college
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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