Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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