you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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