It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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