dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
