But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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