I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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