I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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