whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
there is glitter all over my balls
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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