Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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