do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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