can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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