Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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