today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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