in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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