So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Randomize
