Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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