i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Randomize
