Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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