Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I need to calm my uterus...
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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