I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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