so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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