out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I think people are normalizing furries
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