also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
So many bounce houses so little time
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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