Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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